Jump Suits...they've always been a YES for Me.

My mother made me a rust corduroy jumpsuit when I was about seven. This was the "earthy era" way before "Going Green" was in. Earth Shoes were everywhere and so was I in my rusty, earth tone, zip up the front, just a hint of flair leg, original jumpsuit.

As far as I was concerned at age eight, Wilma Deering from the children's educational show "Buck Rogers" was where the wonderful world of jumpsuits all began for me.

Yes, I admit, the chocolate color of Wilma's spandex jumpsuit is working for me. I even like Twiki the robot's platinum jumpsuit.

For some reason, I am still comfortable with my love of jumpsuits, although space jumpsuits and 70s poly numbers tend to be pretty camel toe in the general scheme of fit...please forgive me Dolly!

What doesn't sit well with me was my crush for Buck Rogers. I have always had a thing for space ship captains. First, the obvious, Captain Kirk, then there was Han Solo, and I have no shame in that one. Buck fit in there too and in my 20s it was Captain Picard. What can I say? Maybe I like men who can navigate constellations, space shit and meteors but most of all, my fantasies as a precocious young girl were mild and vaguely centered around play acting as a kid with any "fill in the blank captain" disrobing me from my jumpsuit ... and I do not mean Captain Kangaroo.

I digress, as usual. Here is a beefy visual history of my vintage jumpsuits, everybody go ahead and JUMP like Diamond Dave! Most of these jumpsuits have sold but I am always re-stocking Vintage Stew and on on the hunt for a fabulous jumpsuit.

Photo by Tara Tomlinson of Aperture Photography, SRQ, FL, 80s Regina Kravitz black jumpsuit, the shoulders on this baby are pure angular 40s retro.

The front bodice is open for either full cleavage exposure or worn with a bustier. 80s glam to the nines. Russian women seem to dig these vintage suits as clients.

I felt like a model for the first Cars album (the inside cover) and thanks to Brian Blur and Tara Tomlinson, they helped me fulfill a real vintage fantasy! I've been wanting to do a shoot like this since 1980!

Animal print 60s jumpsuit in silky nylon. Zip front, slight flare to the leg. Jayne Mansfield goes to pit crew.


I have not been able to put this one up for sale yet, I always want an excuse to put it on.

I plan on wearing it again this year and I will not apologize for the repeat.

This sweet little number reminded me of a lot of the retro stuff that is coming out of American Apparel the past year or so. This was a metallic synthetic jumpsuit in silver and black. I was so sad that it was a size petite, I looked like a stuffed sausage in nylon when I tried to squeeze into this thing. Oh yes, and I tried.

Oh and the mannequin, yes, I know, she's tragic.

I called this one my "Lady Gaga" jumpsuit. It finally sold and that makes me so happy because this is a very unique jumpsuit that was made in the U.K. in the 80s. Not quite pleather, not quite synthetic. Not yet a girl, not yet a woman...WAIT a MINUTE, this jumpsuit is way deeper than some gross song by Brittany Spears.

Someone finally had the nerve to put this one, I just love it.

This is an 80s total Valley Girl cropped leg jumpsuit out of cotton. It has a quilted waffle weave upper and was built for airy wear. I wasn't sure if someone would appreciate this jumpsuit the way I did but it found a home.

Compared to most jumpsuits, this one is kind of a yawn but I'm all about easy, breezy comfort pieces for warm climates.

Local SRQ beauty Veronica rocks another one of my Regina Kravitz jumpsuits from the 80s. Regina seems to have had a thing for dipping exposed fronts on jumpsuits and the typical 80s angular shoulders. I love her designs and wish chicks would have taken better care of these sexies because they're classics to me.


The beauty of this jumpsuit is the beaded sleeve detail. The upper was blousy and the pants were baggy, pure 80s elegant glam. Amazingly the beads on this garment were intact and didn't require any repair on my part. Re-beading and correcting old problems with these pieces is something I do on a weekly basis.

This is a disco halter, totally early 80s. Spaghetti straps, gathered waistband and drapy legs hemmed narrow at the ankle. When I see jumpsuits from this era, I can't help but think about Studio 54 and dance floors filled with fabulous jumpsuits and gold bling.

A late 80s jumpsuit by Willi Smith. This is a style I call the rich "Kept Woman" jumpsuit. Blousy, yet femininely body fitting, hugs the booty in silky sexy way.

And then the ubiquitous tuxedo shirt style. Let's face it, this is a classic early 80s jumpsuit that came with a cummerbund. Masculine feminine, Victor/Victoria fabulous.

Well that's it for our tour down Jumpsuit Memory Lane. Thanks for indulging me.